Look at the fine print.

where-do-our-stories-collide:

ethonydawn:

novelconcepts:

I want to see Greek gods in the modern era.

I want to see Zeus in a tailored suit and shaggy beard, a walking disparity of the loud, brash, post-graduate frat boy variety who can’t pass a woman on the street without catcalls, who has more one-night stands than he could possibly keep in his head, for whom adultery comes as naturally as the weather he predicts on the Channel 4 News—with startlingly accuracy, and an endless wealth of charisma.

I want to see Hera walking tall, six-inch heels and not a wrinkle in her skirt, knowing her boyfriend is cheating, and knowing with equal certainty that she is better, stronger, fiercer than he will ever be, a wedding planner with an eye of steel, spotting vulnerability, slicing it open, teaching every woman who crosses her path to value themselves over any mistake made in the name of men and love.

I want to see Poseidon in Olympic prime, a gym rat who skives off class to shatter backstroke records, who spends his summers lifeguarding at the city pool, who keeps an ever-expanding aquarium in his bedroom and coaxes all the pretty girls up to visit his fish, his charm as impressive as the earth-rending temper he generally uses to fuel his competitive nature.

I want to see Hades, big, hulking, quieter than his brothers would ever think to be, who dresses in neat dark clothes, and polishes his boots, and spends more time reading than fighting, who debates eventuality and ethics, who stoically reminds everyone how enormous, how terrifying, how inescapable a thing like silent inevitability can be.

I want to see Hermes in a beanie, with watercolor splashes of tattoo crawling up his arms and holes in his Chucks, a bike messenger with no helmet, no regard for the rules of the road, all cataclysmic laughter, lock-pick tricks passed along to every kid who thinks to ask, thumbing through his iPhone without a care in the world.

I want to see Athena with reading glasses pushed high on her head, six books in her bag and a switchblade in her back pocket, her clothing as neatly ordered as her mind is feverish, brilliance and temper clashing and blending, doing her best to look dignified—even when her brain chemistry rockets ahead of her well-intentioned plans.

I want to see Apollo splattered with acrylics, board shorts and Monster headphones and a beautiful classic car, busking on street corners, not because he has no choice, but because the sunlight catching on a sticker-patterned acoustic is summer incarnate, because music is blood, because the act of creation is the ultimate in sublime.

I want to see Artemis in ripped jeans and haphazard topknot, star of the soccer team, the track team, the archery team, who rides a motorcycle, and keeps a tribe of girls around her at all times, and does not care for men, for expectation, for anything but volunteer hours down at the local animal shelter and falling asleep under the stars.

I want to see Aphrodite in sundress and scarf, homemade jewelry and lavish amounts of bright red lipstick, who is excellent at public speaking, at theater auditions, at soothing bruised egos and sparking epic fights, who kisses as easily as she breathes and scrawls poetry onto bathroom stalls.

I want to see Ares all but living in the boxing ring, cutoff shirts and sweats, red-faced under a crew cut as he punches, punches, punches until the noise in his head dims, a warrior with no war, all crude jokes and blind fury, totally incapable of understanding what it is to sit, think, plan before running screaming into the fray.

I want to see Demeter with the best garden you’ve seen in your life, with a lawn care business she runs out of her garage, a teenage prodigy grown into a joint-custody single mother, who teaches her carefree daughter all she knows while scaring off the hopeful neighborhood boys with the pet python draped across her shoulders.

I want to see Dionysus with a joint in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other, baggy hoodies and three-week-old jeans, who brews his own beer in his basement and greets all visitors with a fresh pack of Oreos and half-stoned theories of the universe, of birth and death and partying mid-week, because why not, man?

I want to see Hephaestus with a workshop taking up the majority of his house, whose kitchen is overrun with blowtorches, whose bathrooms are home to all manner of hodge-podge invention, who walks with a cane and forgets his laundry for weeks at a time, and strings together the most beautiful steampunk costumes at any convention at the drop of a hat.

I want to see wood nymphs fighting against climate change, waving their signs and pushing for scientific progress. I want to see epic heroes sitting down to Magic: The Gathering tournaments, poker brawls, Call of Duty all-nighters with beer and snapbacks. I want to see Medusa working a women’s shelter, want to see Achilles training for deployment, want to see Prometheus serving endless community service stints for what he calls providing necessary welfare with stolen goods.

Give me modern mythology. I could play for hours in that sandbox.

This is fucking brilliant I love Greek Mythology. This would be an epic Oracle deck!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THESE?!

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lucifers-little-sis:

Aries: Ares, Mars, Odin, Horus, Hachiman.

Taurus: Hephaestus, Vulcan, Thor, Ptah, Benzaiten.

Gemini: Artemis and Apollo, Janus or Diana and Apollo, Heimdall, Ma’at, Izanami.

Cancer: Hades, Pluto, Hel, Anubis, Tsukiyomi.

Leo: Zeus, Jupiter, Borr, Ra, Amaterasu.

Virgo: Athena, Minerva, Vor, Thoth, Fukurokuju.

Libra: Aphrodite, Venus, Baldur, Isis, Kichijoten.

Scorpio: Hera, Juno, Frigga, Hathor, Izanagi.

Sagittarius: Hestia, Vesta, Hlin, Seshat, Daikokuten.

Capricorn: Dionysus, Bacchus, Freyja, Apophis, Susanowo.

Aquarius: Demeter, Ceres, Sif, Tefnut, Inari.

Pisces: Poseidon, Neptune, Njordur, Sobek, Ryujin.

Hermes/Mercury, Loki, Bast, Uzume - They don’t get a sign because they steal from the others.

norsegodcalls:

Ullr!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and protection
Through the times of chill and gale.

Freyja!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and healing
When I am faint and pale.

Odin!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and guidance
When I am ignorant and lost.

Skadhi!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and vengeance
When I am pained or crossed.

Tyr!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and sacrifice
Through times of menace and uncertainty.

Bragi!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and elocution
Through times of romance and diplomacy.

Freyr!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and lust
Through times of romance and devotion.

Thor!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and strength
When I am challenged and broken.

Idunn!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and vigor
When I am dismal and fatigued.

Hel!
To you I do give thanks
for your blessings and tranquility
When I am burdened and enraged.

My gods, I do give thanks to you
For these enrichments that you give!
Hail to you, my gods!

norsegodcalls

This prayer was a request from buddhist-chaote